Cibdusspid is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, confident spider.

Cibdusspid created snails five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibdusspid, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cibdusspid, he will turn you into a plant.

Cibdusspid's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Cibdusspid's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Do not eat oranges.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Hide if seven shrews approach from the east.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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