Dossgammitwonflag is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, annoying hamster.

Dossgammitwonflag created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossgammitwonflag, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dossgammitwonflag, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dossgammitwonflag's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Dossgammitwonflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. You must love Dossgammitwonflag.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not hurt geese.

5. Never jump in the presence of doves.