Kanminarf is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, staggering parrot.

Kanminarf created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanminarf, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kanminarf, he will destroy your favourite star.

Kanminarf's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Kanminarf's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Always obey Kanminarf's priests.

4. Feed all hungry snakes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.