Queegwabgon Kintofgod is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, dishonest wyrm.

Queegwabgon Kintofgod created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegwabgon Kintofgod, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Queegwabgon Kintofgod, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Queegwabgon Kintofgod's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Queegwabgon Kintofgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peas to hamsters while wearing pink trousers.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never think ill of sick manatees.

5. Run away from mauve doves, for they are unholy.