Sisnurlmab is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, cheerful bat.

Sisnurlmab created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisnurlmab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sisnurlmab, he will refuse to believe in you.

Sisnurlmab's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Sisnurlmab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sisnurlmab.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never eat garlic.