Budkipsig is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, annoying lobster.

Budkipsig created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Budkipsig, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Budkipsig, it will send you a sign.

Budkipsig's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Budkipsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Feed all hungry snakes.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. You must never eat parsnips.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.