Spagartmis is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, all-knowing skunk.

Spagartmis created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagartmis, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Spagartmis, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Spagartmis' most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Spagartmis' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

2. Never talk about nematodes.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Spagartmis.

5. Never look at galaxies.