Pagrannab is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, thoughtless crocodile.

Pagrannab created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Pagrannab, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Pagrannab, she will turn you into a rock.

Pagrannab's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Pagrannab's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Pagrannab.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not trade with those who eat beans.