Fabsagbog Fetfagmif is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unselfish hamster.

Fabsagbog Fetfagmif created a down quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fabsagbog Fetfagmif, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fabsagbog Fetfagmif, it will not invite you to parties.

Fabsagbog Fetfagmif's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Fabsagbog Fetfagmif's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never eat aubergines.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Never talk about fire.