Queegtafdon is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, awesome
cat.
Queegtafdon created Europe six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Queegtafdon, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Queegtafdon, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Queegtafdon's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Queegtafdon's Holy Commandments1. Queegtafdon loves horses, so they must be respected.
2. Do not dye your hair purple.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Never mention capybaras.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.