Litsitbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a large, duplicitous gnu.

Litsitbarn created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Litsitbarn, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Litsitbarn, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Litsitbarn's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Litsitbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never wear black hats.

5. Retreat if three foxes approach from the west.