Faslargkom is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, wise horse.

Faslargkom created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Faslargkom, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Faslargkom, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Faslargkom's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Faslargkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mice.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Faslargkom.

3. Never hurt tortoises.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Faslargkom must be the most important thing in your life.
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