Luntikcab is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ill-tempered chicken.

Luntikcab created a top quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Luntikcab, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Luntikcab, he will turn you into a duck.

Luntikcab's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Luntikcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about comets.