Luntikcab is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ill-tempered
chicken.
Luntikcab created a top quark eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Luntikcab, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Luntikcab, he will turn you into a duck.
Luntikcab's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Luntikcab's Holy Commandments1. Never write about stars.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.
4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.
5. Never talk about comets.