Cubtapcit is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, temperamental human.

Cubtapcit created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubtapcit, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cubtapcit, it will cry a lot.

Cubtapcit's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Cubtapcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Cubtapcit loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Never eat apples.

5. Respect your elders.