Sandibvol is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous
wasp.
Sandibvol created the planet Earth seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sandibvol, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Sandibvol, she will turn you into a sheep.
Sandibvol's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Sandibvol's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick manatees.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Never talk about gravity.