Rigdavegbon is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, bad-tempered octopus.

Rigdavegbon created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigdavegbon, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rigdavegbon, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Rigdavegbon's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Rigdavegbon's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never paint your head orange.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never jump near mice.

5. Do not commit murder.
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