Hanfobyarl is a god.
It takes the form of a small, unjust
wasp.
Hanfobyarl created humanity five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Hanfobyarl, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Hanfobyarl, it will turn you into a giant snail.
Hanfobyarl's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.
Hanfobyarl's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Retreat if nine grasshopers approach from the east.
3. Hide if five nematodes approach from the south.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Hanfobyarl.