Langudflow is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, competent cat.

Langudflow created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Langudflow, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Langudflow, he will destroy your favourite star.

Langudflow's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Langudflow's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths in need.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Run away if eight whales approach from the west.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
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