Fubmegwap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omniscient alligator.

Fubmegwap created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubmegwap, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fubmegwap, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Fubmegwap's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Fubmegwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Fubmegwap must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not speak about beans.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Fubmegwap on top of all buildings.