Nillmapyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, weak fox.

Nillmapyarl created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillmapyarl, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Nillmapyarl, he will throw large rocks at you.

Nillmapyarl's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Nillmapyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.