Wanbadsig is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, ill-tempered shrew.

Wanbadsig created carbon four million years ago.

If you believe in Wanbadsig, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wanbadsig, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Wanbadsig's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Wanbadsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Never hurt dolphins.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Always obey Wanbadsig's priests.

5. Do not take Wanbadsig's name in vain.