Sindaplib is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tranquil grasshopper.

Sindaplib created tapeworms five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sindaplib, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sindaplib, she will remove you from existence.

Sindaplib's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Sindaplib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Sindaplib.

5. Never paint your feet fawn.