Pondidveenfodbastyimmig is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, irritating wombat.

Pondidveenfodbastyimmig created vertebrates five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pondidveenfodbastyimmig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pondidveenfodbastyimmig, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Pondidveenfodbastyimmig's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Pondidveenfodbastyimmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Retreat if three snails approach from the south.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Erect seven gold sculptures of Pondidveenfodbastyimmig on top of important buildings.