Venyamlist is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, competent penguin.

Venyamlist created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Venyamlist, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Venyamlist, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Venyamlist's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Venyamlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Venyamlist.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Venyamlist.