Vigvanfig Jarnwotbast is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, impressive shrew.

Vigvanfig Jarnwotbast created the Andromeda Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigvanfig Jarnwotbast, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vigvanfig Jarnwotbast, it will be mildly annoyed.

Vigvanfig Jarnwotbast's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Vigvanfig Jarnwotbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Vigvanfig Jarnwotbast loves otters, so they must be respected.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.