Rigdunnell is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, emotional zebra.

Rigdunnell created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Rigdunnell, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rigdunnell, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Rigdunnell's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Rigdunnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Worship no other gods but Rigdunnell.

5. Retreat if three geese approach from the west.