Targbomxem is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, confident octopus.

Targbomxem created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targbomxem, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Targbomxem, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Targbomxem's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Targbomxem's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. You must pray to Targbomxem nine times a day.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.