Parkdussgunxucknullrat Lambestmabnartlarp Gupdanlabsidbodbegbattonk is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, selfish giraffe.

Parkdussgunxucknullrat Lambestmabnartlarp Gupdanlabsidbodbegbattonk created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Parkdussgunxucknullrat Lambestmabnartlarp Gupdanlabsidbodbegbattonk, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Parkdussgunxucknullrat Lambestmabnartlarp Gupdanlabsidbodbegbattonk, he will be very sad.

Parkdussgunxucknullrat Lambestmabnartlarp Gupdanlabsidbodbegbattonk's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Parkdussgunxucknullrat Lambestmabnartlarp Gupdanlabsidbodbegbattonk's Holy Commandments

1. Parkdussgunxucknullrat Lambestmabnartlarp Gupdanlabsidbodbegbattonk loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

5. Never talk about fire.