Tomdagrull is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, boastful centipede.

Tomdagrull created dark energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tomdagrull, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tomdagrull, it will turn you into a mouse.

Tomdagrull's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Tomdagrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Erect three silicon sculptures of Tomdagrull on top of important buildings.

3. Tomdagrull loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never go into orange rooms.