Quagdadwit is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, all-powerful crow.

Quagdadwit created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Quagdadwit, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quagdadwit, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Quagdadwit's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Quagdadwit's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never wear brown tights.

3. Quagdadwit loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.