Apppogyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, vain bear.

Apppogyatt created energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Apppogyatt, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Apppogyatt, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Apppogyatt's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Apppogyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Apppogyatt.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Apppogyatt must be the most important thing in your life.

5. You must pray to Apppogyatt nine times a day.