Cedlikced is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, duplicitous horse.

Cedlikced created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedlikced, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cedlikced, he will be mildly annoyed.

Cedlikced's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Cedlikced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt monkeys.

2. Worship no other gods but Cedlikced.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cedlikced.

5. Never pour water over plants.