Fabdapyatfem is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, cheerful hyena.

Fabdapyatfem created carbon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabdapyatfem, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fabdapyatfem, he will laugh at you.

Fabdapyatfem's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Fabdapyatfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Worship no other gods but Fabdapyatfem.

3. Always look after injured manatees.

4. Hide if seven squirrels approach from the south.

5. Feed all hungry sharks.