Citstanlib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonest wombat.

Citstanlib created dark energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citstanlib, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Citstanlib, she will turn you into a frog.

Citstanlib's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Citstanlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Worship no other gods but Citstanlib.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Always help sick bats.