Rilnurlhon is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, witty scorpion.

Rilnurlhon created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilnurlhon, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rilnurlhon, he will cry a lot.

Rilnurlhon's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Rilnurlhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Rilnurlhon loves birds, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.