Bomnurlkik is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, compassionate slug.

Bomnurlkik created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Bomnurlkik, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bomnurlkik, it will think nothing of it.

Bomnurlkik's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bomnurlkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. You must pray to Bomnurlkik eight times a day.

3. Do not hurt ants.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bomnurlkik.