Mis is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, slow unicorn.

Mis created Africa six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mis, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mis, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Mis' most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Mis' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Do not eat apples.

3. Run away if four moths approach from the west.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.