Wegnuttquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unthoughtful turtle.

Wegnuttquaf created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegnuttquaf, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wegnuttquaf, it will be very sad.

Wegnuttquaf's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Wegnuttquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never paint your arms cyan.

3. Never mention manatees.

4. Hide from fawn geese for they are unholy.

5. Wegnuttquaf loves pigs, so they must be respected.