Honbessrangofkikcusswitfem is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omniscient cat.

Honbessrangofkikcusswitfem created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honbessrangofkikcusswitfem, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Honbessrangofkikcusswitfem, he will have a low opinion of you.

Honbessrangofkikcusswitfem's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Honbessrangofkikcusswitfem's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always help mites in need.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never hurt seals.