Stiglikjam Mignibton Cadwitflig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, effective ferret.

Stiglikjam Mignibton Cadwitflig created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stiglikjam Mignibton Cadwitflig, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Stiglikjam Mignibton Cadwitflig, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Stiglikjam Mignibton Cadwitflig's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Stiglikjam Mignibton Cadwitflig's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never wear gray kilts.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always help squirrels.