Naddan is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, slow jackal.

Naddan created dark energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Naddan, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Naddan, he will turn you into a hamster.

Naddan's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Naddan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to mites while wearing yellow shirts.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never think ill of sick manatees.