Sasquamdit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, competent raccoon.

Sasquamdit created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sasquamdit, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sasquamdit, she will be mildly annoyed.

Sasquamdit's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Sasquamdit's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Hide from indigo ducks for they are unholy.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.