Cinwikvol is a god.

She takes the form of a small, blissful tortoise.

Cinwikvol created viruses nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinwikvol, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cinwikvol, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Cinwikvol's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cinwikvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Hide from brown voles for they are unholy.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Fast once a month.