Lagnullat Santaphot is a god.

It takes the form of a large, loving squid.

Lagnullat Santaphot created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lagnullat Santaphot, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lagnullat Santaphot, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Lagnullat Santaphot's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Lagnullat Santaphot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Lagnullat Santaphot loves snakes, so they must be honoured.