Doggetquat is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, competent horse.

Doggetquat created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Doggetquat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Doggetquat, it will not invite you to parties.

Doggetquat's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Doggetquat's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Hide from violet tapirs for they are unholy.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not jump in public.