Koppigjam Wabbodbum is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, wise unicorn.

Koppigjam Wabbodbum created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Koppigjam Wabbodbum, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Koppigjam Wabbodbum, he will cry a lot.

Koppigjam Wabbodbum's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Koppigjam Wabbodbum's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat spinach.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Put Koppigjam Wabbodbum first in all things.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never play with disobedient children.