Pakpashak Targflatdub is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, strong grasshopper.

Pakpashak Targflatdub created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakpashak Targflatdub, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pakpashak Targflatdub, she will destroy your home planet.

Pakpashak Targflatdub's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Pakpashak Targflatdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never bounce in the presence of rats.

3. Pakpashak Targflatdub loves cats, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about shrews.

5. Pakpashak Targflatdub must be the most important thing in your life.