Kanmumdam is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonest rat.

Kanmumdam created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kanmumdam, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kanmumdam, it will be very unhappy.

Kanmumdam's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Kanmumdam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Always look after injured whales.

5. You must pray to Kanmumdam nine times a day.