Gungiljat Didwatwan is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awesome manatee.

Gungiljat Didwatwan created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gungiljat Didwatwan, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gungiljat Didwatwan, he will cry a lot.

Gungiljat Didwatwan's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Gungiljat Didwatwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. You must never eat aubergines.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Always help sick doves.

5. Do not cook food in pots.