Pidfoblarnhubbasstab is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, boastful otter.

Pidfoblarnhubbasstab created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pidfoblarnhubbasstab, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pidfoblarnhubbasstab, she will boil you in a big pot.

Pidfoblarnhubbasstab's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Pidfoblarnhubbasstab's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never think ill of sick goats.

5. Never talk about gravity.